My Take Radio

You mean aside from the fact that it’s already in sea­son 4 and you should go watch the back episodes now? My thing is, if you are a MTR reg­u­lar, there is prob­a­bly some­thing wrong with you.…I mean up there, in your head… deep inside. Since we have deter­mined that you are dis­turbed, shouldn’t your late nite pro­gram­ming be equally as twisted?

Enter the Ven­ture Bros., two boys (that are really clones of two boys) that have pos­si­bly the worst father in the world. Many fathers have joked that if some­thing hap­pened to their kids that they can “just make more,” but Dr. Ven­ture really means it. Their body­guard is Brock Samp­son — imag­ine Brock Lesnar minus the tat­toos, he’s much less of a dick but eight mil­lion times more vio­lent. That’s just the tip of the ice­berg. Throw in an arch­neme­sis with a but­ter­fly fetish whose girl­friend is the hottest chick on the show but her voice makes you think she’s a tranny (she’s really not, she’s a chain smoker), a fake Fan­tas­tic Four that makes the real FF look cool, the real Jonny Quest and Had­jii, and a slew of other WTF moments and you have what is per­haps Car­toon Network’s great­est Adult Swim hit ever.

Oh and if that wasn’t enough, last night’s repeat episode fea­tured Cap­tain Sun­shine. Cap­tain Sun­shine is a super­hero that flies around like super­man and has a solar flash abil­ity — he basi­cally blinds and flash sun­burns his enemies.

Cap­tain Sun­shine & Dean

 Did I men­tion that he’s a gay pedo whose but­ler gives anal lube to his young side­kicks at night? I can’t make this shit up peo­ple. That pic­ture is of him fly­ing with Dean Ven­ture a la Christo­pher Reeve & Mar­got Kid­der in Super­man. Oh best part, he’s voiced by Kevin Con­roy, you know, BATMAN from the 90s ani­mated series. This stuff writes itself people.