My Take Radio

A Note From Rich-My other half decided to share her thoughts on comic con.

Enjoy her take

10. The kiosk hot dogs smell like stinky feet cheese.…please don’t eat them for fear of the H1N1 Virus…

9. We arrived late and missed Ric Flair.…for that we got The Bushwack­ers instead…BOO! Les­son learned: Go early next time.

8. Candice Michelle from WWE (oops not any more) is as annoy­ing IRL as she appears on tv…and her clothes do not match…

7. I found out that porn stars like Naughty By Nature because they put on a good show and per­form like they are on tour. Also, I made a men­tal note that their “line of busi­ness” appar­ently makes you sound like a 2 year old with high lev­els helium in their body, and makes me want to rip my ears off.

6. Thomas Jane’s pen­man­ship is that of a preschooler writ­ing with his/her feet using a paintbrush…and he is indeed a lunatic.

5. Dear Douchebag at the Twi­light table: EPIC FAIL for try­ing to tell me Chris­t­ian Ser­ratos was Kris­ten Stew­art as if I didn’t watch the movie 3 times. That my friend makes you an ass­hole — a blind one at that…so STFU before I power­bomb you through a table.

4.  Linda Hamil­ton likes touch­ing fans… to quote her”“It’s all about the con­nec­tion, man. I can’t keep my hands off these peo­ple,” Hamil­ton said. “
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3. Women think that a super­hero cos­tume auto­mat­i­cally makes them look sexy, no mat­ter what. I think I actu­ally saw the Green Arrow’s cos­tume seams scream­ing in agony for help. Oh, and if it is a male char­ac­ter, PLEASE DO NOT MAKE IT A WOMAN’S COSTUME!!! It doesn’t make sense!!!

2. . It is a pre­req­ui­site to have at least one Impe­r­ial Storm Trooper present at all con­ven­tions. Appar­ently Emperor Pal­pa­tine has stock in Wizard.

1. I want the Bat­mo­bile for Christmas…and the site accepts Pay­pal. Do the math.

I should have made this post at the same time Slick made his but I didn’t get a chance to. I now present you with the 10 things I learned at the Big Apple Con.

10.Bathrooms at comic con­ven­tions are the worst known to man.I’d com­pare them to a bath­room at Penn Stattion

9.Dear fat kids please wear cos­tumes fit­ting your body type. Last time I check Venom could see his toes with­out suck­ing in his gut

8. Girls some­times make bet­ter male char­ac­ters then guys.

7.Thomas Jane has a potty mouth lol and he’s fuck­ing nuts.

6. For­mer play­boy mod­els, wrestling divas and b-movie babes all wear tight clothes and have leath­ery look­ing skin.

5. I can sneak up on Lou Fer­rigno and yell in his bad ear that he’s a douche and get away with it.

4. Virgil/ Vin­cent from WWE/WCW is a very nice guy

3. Pete Rose is a douche and Kane should find him at every show and choke slam him lol.

2.Comic Swag has really fallen off.

1.Hygiene is optional at comic con now a days. Noth­ing says nerds & geeks like cornchips and butt cheeks

10. Hell­boy is a woman.

9. Sakura from Naruto is really fat in real life.

8. Big fat guys make ter­ri­ble Venom cos­play­ers, espe­cially when they just put on a Todd McFar­lane mask and have no actual costume.

7. Pass on the con­ces­sion stand food, espe­cially when the hot dogs smell worse than your aver­age fanboy.

6. Peter May­hew gets no love.

5. Fat black women should not be allowed in the Green Lantern Core.

4. Twenty-Five years later, Jem is still truly out­ra­geous; truly, truly, truly outrageous.

3. The movie ver­sion of Sym­biote Spidey is a cam­era whore; he also likes to rub his ball­sack on people.

2. Never go to a con alone; there are way to many jokes that must be shared with friends. Also, you will get raped in all senses of the term.

1. Cobra Com­man­der is still a man; in fact, he is THE man.